slammafaced

The point of intoxication in which a blow to the face would not cause even the slightest tinkle of pain.

Latrisha was so slammafaced that when Darmelo smacked that bitch...she di'n even noh it.

slammafaced by Laquesha B August 12, 2006

Slamfaced

The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.

Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.

Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013