sky crane

Euphanism: literally, a sky crane is a guestural term indicating an extremely large piece of machinery or tooling (as in: big enough to move the sky). Logic dictates that any such machine or tool is also the largest on the planet. Therein, the biggest tool on earth.

Not to be confused with death star, which would be the largest tool in the galaxy...
That's no small moon; that's Dan Quayle.
by gecko2echo July 20, 2004
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sky crane

1.Largest of all tools 2. Guys who continuously think they are the man 3. Guys who wear shirts 4 sizes too small. 4. Guys who try and imitate Jersey Shore characters
Stop being such a sky crane and get a bigger shirt.
by ordinaryguy1 May 01, 2011
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Sky Crane

1. The biggest concieved tool man has created.

2. That kid that works out all the damn time. with guns tattooed on his arms and a voice that makes you want to punch infants.
"What a fucking sky crane."

"For sure. That kids a tool."
by fuck_me123456789 September 17, 2007
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Sky Crane

When someone is considered the biggest tool in the world!!
Look how she acts! She is such a Sky Crane!
by Colo10 January 12, 2010
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