Skrilliosis 

When you're low on cash and you get all bent out of shape.

I just took a look at my bank account and it gave me a mad case of skrilliosis

Skrilliosis by Corporate Kerouac January 30, 2009

Scrolliosis 

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

Scrolliosis by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020

skulliosis 

A blow job received in the library, the climax of which causes one's back to twist into the shape of an "M" and induces a sleepiness similar to a coma.

Getting Brain In The Library Cause I Love Knowledge
When You Used Your Medulla Oblongata
And Give Me Skulliosis Until I Comatoses
-Kid Cudi "I Poke Her Face"

skulliosis by jv23 April 24, 2009

Multiple Skrillrosis 

When someone dresses and looks like dubstep artist Skrillex. Wearing his trademark thick rimmed glasses and shaving only half their head.

"I went to the mall last week and it looked like every other teenager came down with a bad case of Multiple Skrillrosis."

"Is that Skrillex? No its my sister, she has Multiple Skrillrosis."

Multiple Skrillrosis by GrazIsSoCool June 28, 2012

Scrolliosis 

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015

Scrolliosis 

When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.

Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic

Scrolliosis by Monkeydrummer1 December 11, 2019

Scrolliosis 

Curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer

After researching my last school project, I am quite sure I have scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis by jeffstick November 19, 2010