when someone is on the verge of busting a load their parents shoves a quark screw up the urethra and screams “haha you got skrewd over” while the victim is screaming in pain as he nuts with blood dripping for his hole.
condansian - “IM BOUTA BUST!”
Dericiableo - *shoves quark screw in urethra with impeccable force and precision* “you jus got “Skrewd Over” hahaha”
A "Skrewball poem", or in short "a Skrew", is a poem with short lines and multiple rhyming or repeated words, often with letters missing or shortened or written in text speech and is a means to convey a story or tale from the Screwed up poet to a Screwed up reader.
A "True SKREW" is a poem, with many nonsensical rhyming lines, often written without any inclination by the author to give a fuck about what words he is SKREWING you with.
"Skr3w, screw, barney McSkrew,
Screw them all and screw u too,
Been in a screw job n not 2 few,
Diablo witch screwed r whole crew. "
“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator
An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,
This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.