skitst

a complete mad bastard.

"that mark hamill fella is skitst"

skitst by leofromthedark April 6, 2018

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.

Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!

fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014

shitstill

when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.

Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!

shitstill by brooskitooski January 6, 2011

a skits mission 

A phrase used when you are about to do something cool, dangerous or hard

Oi look mate, I'm on a skits mission!

a skits mission by rymaxam October 26, 2017

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

shitstem by ma jones May 26, 2004

Shitsturbate 

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.

After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.

Shitsturbate by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010