skinie
skinie by skinielegend December 15, 2018
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skinema
Nick: I thought you guys were at a cool high school party.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
skinema by natalie portmanteaux July 3, 2023
Blonde Skinnies
Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Blonde Skinnies by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018
independent skinhead
A skinhead who doesn’t associate/affiliate with crews but is cool with them knows his history works hard dresses smart dances hard listens to good music always stands up for his beliefs and fights with honor till his dying day
independent skinhead by Motorheadfan June 17, 2023
take the skinheads bowling
A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.
Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.
Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.
take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011
Jeff Skinner jackpot
When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023
pickle skinner
pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020
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