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Skin beef 

Ryan Hall caught a skin beef

skin-beef 

Covertly engaging in sexual activity while in the direct proximity of others people.
1. They got away with skin-beefing in a packed room on Enemy at the Gates.

2. Doing stuff in a crowded theater is prime skin-beefing.
She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?
Beef Skin by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

skin your beef jerky 

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
skin your beef jerky by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021

Roast Beef Skin 

Caucasian epidermis chronically pink or deep brown colored, resembling roast beef.
Lovebug is a dirty italian, he has roast beef legs.

Carol has tender rare roast beef neck.
Roast Beef Skin by Vee Tron May 27, 2005
A jail term for a pedophile or sexual offender

A sexual charge
Hey skinbeef, you're about to get beat.

I got locked for a skinbeef
skinbeef by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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