An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.
Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
"youz a skidder pumper!"
by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008
Boyfriend - babe wanna get some dinner ?
Girlfriend- where ?
Boyfriend- come to my toilet for some skidders and chips
Girlfriend- where ?
Boyfriend- come to my toilet for some skidders and chips
by Doxkxixoxixixixixixoxox April 21, 2018
A woman from northern Maine who knows more about tractors than you local John Deer dealer. She was raised like a man, perfers flannel and work boots and is usally not attractive in any way.
by JMainah January 23, 2009
A a fat greasy person with big glasses and short hair that's greaseyer than a bald tire semi on a mile of wet asphalt with long legs and arms for hoping in the skidders. They're also seen driving with a blanket because they only rock open cab skidders. Most of the time in the winter are late because they're skidder wont start because the glow plugs are dickered in the old Detroit.
"That's a heck of a skidder operater"
by Skidderop April 13, 2018
The quarter size( depending on the size of your dogs buthole), smeared poop dot left by a dog whiping its ass on your carpet.
Dude, im never going to that house again, he never cleans up todo's dog skidders
Looks like: When you take a freash ink pen dot, and smear it with your finger in one direction.
Looks like: When you take a freash ink pen dot, and smear it with your finger in one direction.
by shagtastic October 5, 2005
a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.
b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.
b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.
by Miss Kitty Baby December 23, 2009