Overly-rendered handwritten sentence fragments of stuff you heard at a douchy webdesign lecture, often paired with an awful illustration, completely removing all usefulness in re-reading notes. Used convincing people that you think in a unique manner and are on the cutting edge of webdesign lectures (that you saw on the internet).
Want to see the sketchnotes I made at Southby this year? You may have seen them on flickr or facebook or twitpic or dribble or my tumblr, though.
A: Look at this SketchNote I made within 10 minutes
B: looks like you were lazy to pick up your pen. What is it?
A: It's a scarred heart with broken rainbow wings
B: ....?
A: The scars represent how the world damaged its innocence with violence and hate. The torn wings represent how society kicked it down for being different
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!