sketch knot

a person who is either strange or uncool

(a person associated with the word sketchy)

yo that dude's a total sketch knot

sketch knot by Rose Rinaldi August 6, 2008

Sketchnotes 

Overly-rendered handwritten sentence fragments of stuff you heard at a douchy webdesign lecture, often paired with an awful illustration, completely removing all usefulness in re-reading notes. Used convincing people that you think in a unique manner and are on the cutting edge of webdesign lectures (that you saw on the internet).

Want to see the sketchnotes I made at Southby this year? You may have seen them on flickr or facebook or twitpic or dribble or my tumblr, though.

Sketchnotes by pseudopods! November 19, 2010

SketchNote 

A quick sketch that holds meaning

A: Look at this SketchNote I made within 10 minutes
B: looks like you were lazy to pick up your pen. What is it?
A: It's a scarred heart with broken rainbow wings
B: ....?
A: The scars represent how the world damaged its innocence with violence and hate. The torn wings represent how society kicked it down for being different

B: ..... Why?
A: *shrugs*

SketchNote by SketchNote July 6, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012