Bassam: wow my sixpack is amazing...
Dana: oh yeah they are, Mr. Sixpack
Bassam: How did you know I call myself Mr. Sixpack?
Dana: oh, I didn't know...
Dana: oh yeah they are, Mr. Sixpack
Bassam: How did you know I call myself Mr. Sixpack?
Dana: oh, I didn't know...
by dandan87 November 28, 2011
The average working class American, who wakes up every morning in his 400$/month apartment, wonders how he's gonna pay his mortgage that month, and how he's gonna fill his car up with oil, how he is going to pay for his kids' orphanage bills.
by mcd777 May 31, 2019
Wife to Joe Sixpack. Usually a sorority girl from a derivative college. She is usually the primary breadwinner, given that Joe is a beer drinking loser.
by KahunaJ October 5, 2008
Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.
Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.
by jpg3 October 23, 2011
1: What Sarah Palin calls the "average American."
2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ
3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.
4: A deviant and a member of Tzga Order who is known for being the most outright bigoted member of the order, and is isolated from the rest of the members as a result. Wrote various different smut novels usually containing deeply racist, sexist, and transphobic tropes and typical far right beliefs such as dunking on higher education, Hollywood, and the media.
2: An outdatated term to describe an "average American male" usually steriotyped as having a beer belly, watching sports all day, and instantly believing what ever is said on the news. Is steriotyped at having a low-IQ
3: A person with a six-pack, used as a compliment.
4: A deviant and a member of Tzga Order who is known for being the most outright bigoted member of the order, and is isolated from the rest of the members as a result. Wrote various different smut novels usually containing deeply racist, sexist, and transphobic tropes and typical far right beliefs such as dunking on higher education, Hollywood, and the media.
"Joe Sixpack is arguably the most despicable member of the Tzga Order, which is saying something when Tzubmas corrupted over 1000 worlds and timelines, Mitalis is a complete sadist getting off to other's suffering, and Helma's having extreme sexism towards men and imperialistic tendencies.
by KrimsonKatt December 3, 2022
Inserting your index and middle finger in the vagina and the thumb in her anus with a slight pinch, emulating the same hold of a six pack of cans (preferably beer)
by docjohn1 October 16, 2013
When you pick your girlfriend up like a six pack with two fingers in her p**** and a thumb in her butt hole and you carry her portable around upside down!
Man we went to a concert last night &my girlfriend started out on my shoulders by the end of the night I was SixPacking that bitch!
by Flappyfibs October 5, 2021