An example of the phrase 'sick and twisted', only switched around to make a point that whatever happened is completely unexpected and seriously warped.
"Dude, you're pregnant and you've decided to become a guy?! That is twick and sisted!!"
Refers to an alternative action which may be easier or more pleasant than the "standard" method/procedure, but may be eyebrow-raisingly frowned upon by local tongue-cluckers.
Married couples are generally charged more in taxes and given less in social-security benefits than two singlepeople would be, and so many couples are sinstead choosing to just live together without being married. If this act is supposedly so wrong and ungodly, though, why does Big Brother effectively "penalize" people financially for "doing the right thing", then???
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'