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Have you ever sat and lay around all day in your pyjamas and watched jeremy kyle, eating processed foods? On this very same day have you moved to your bedroom and done the exact same thing? At this moment did the question "what am i?" pass through your mind? Well here is the answer my friends. You. Are. a. Sinky.
a jobless, educationless yob who finds comfort on the couch, watching 16 and pregnant whilst chowing down on skips or any kind of meal that requires a microwave. This type of minion can also be seen in the local town centre, handing in cv's which contain incorrect grammar. On a day to day basis, i would say a sinky is the kind of human that you would avoid becoming, it is not hard to do so and you could in future literally be just like a sinky ... gaining a severe case of facebook fever , skipping showers, SAGGING etc..
tips on not becoming a sinky ...
- wash
- have a watch at all times
- sleep
save yourself, while you can!!
a jobless, educationless yob who finds comfort on the couch, watching 16 and pregnant whilst chowing down on skips or any kind of meal that requires a microwave. This type of minion can also be seen in the local town centre, handing in cv's which contain incorrect grammar. On a day to day basis, i would say a sinky is the kind of human that you would avoid becoming, it is not hard to do so and you could in future literally be just like a sinky ... gaining a severe case of facebook fever , skipping showers, SAGGING etc..
tips on not becoming a sinky ...
- wash
- have a watch at all times
- sleep
save yourself, while you can!!
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Sinky by Sir Sighed August 26, 2019
sinky child
the kid in your family which deserves "sinkies" (cinder blocks) instead of floaties at the pool. often the most annoying child in the family or a product of incest. He/She may drool and sneeze excessively, be nearly albino in complexion, bite one's own appendages, and will most likely not be able to form coherent sentences.
a sinky child is: my cousin, my brother Bilo, a whining youth in need of a good smack across the face, and the slow children at play
sinky child by GBgoer October 24, 2009
Stinky sinky
Pooping into a bathroom sink and shoving it down the drain, a modern twist on the traditional waffle stomp.
Stinky sinky by Stinky sinky May 9, 2018
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