Have you ever sat and lay around all day in your pyjamas and watched jeremy kyle, eating processed foods? On this very same day have you moved to your bedroom and done the exact same thing? At this moment did the question "what am i?" pass through your mind? Well here is the answer my friends. You. Are. a. Sinky.

a jobless, educationless yob who finds comfort on the couch, watching 16 and pregnant whilst chowing down on skips or any kind of meal that requires a microwave. This type of minion can also be seen in the local town centre, handing in cv's which contain incorrect grammar. On a day to day basis, i would say a sinky is the kind of human that you would avoid becoming, it is not hard to do so and you could in future literally be just like a sinky ... gaining a severe case of facebook fever , skipping showers, SAGGING etc..

tips on not becoming a sinky ...
- wash
- have a watch at all times
- sleep

save yourself, while you can!!

sam sinclair - sinky

sinky by fukyaaa May 15, 2011

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Sinky

sexy+kinky=sinky

dude her Halloween costume was so sinky!

Sinky by ninjabuhhda June 15, 2009

Sinky

big gay

>Man are you ok?
> No, im sinky

Sinky by Sir Sighed August 26, 2019

sinky child

the kid in your family which deserves "sinkies" (cinder blocks) instead of floaties at the pool. often the most annoying child in the family or a product of incest. He/She may drool and sneeze excessively, be nearly albino in complexion, bite one's own appendages, and will most likely not be able to form coherent sentences.

a sinky child is: my cousin, my brother Bilo, a whining youth in need of a good smack across the face, and the slow children at play

sinky child by GBgoer October 24, 2009

sinky booty

its when you got ahhh sinky booty reallll baddd!

OH bubus got a sinky booty ahhh yeah.

sinky booty by bubus23 February 10, 2017

Stinky sinky

Pooping into a bathroom sink and shoving it down the drain, a modern twist on the traditional waffle stomp.

Hey did you use Jeff’s bathroom yet, I totally made a stinky sinky in there.

Stinky sinky by Stinky sinky May 9, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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