A great guy that everyone loves.
Also a way to annoy joe by shouting over and over.
'sinky. Sinky. SINKY. SINKY. SINKY!!!'
by bob September 10, 2003
Have you ever sat and lay around all day in your pyjamas and watched jeremy kyle, eating processed foods? On this very same day have you moved to your bedroom and done the exact same thing? At this moment did the question "what am i?" pass through your mind? Well here is the answer my friends. You. Are. a. Sinky.

a jobless, educationless yob who finds comfort on the couch, watching 16 and pregnant whilst chowing down on skips or any kind of meal that requires a microwave. This type of minion can also be seen in the local town centre, handing in cv's which contain incorrect grammar. On a day to day basis, i would say a sinky is the kind of human that you would avoid becoming, it is not hard to do so and you could in future literally be just like a sinky ... gaining a severe case of facebook fever , skipping showers, SAGGING etc..

tips on not becoming a sinky ...
- wash
- have a watch at all times
- sleep

save yourself, while you can!!
sam sinclair - sinky
by fukyaaa April 20, 2011
People who originate from Singapore.

This is a term used mainly by Singaporeans on Singaporeans in Singapore and Malaysia.

This term is particularly used a lot in local forums like hardware zone and sammyboy.
Sinkies must pawn sinkies to sleep well at night.

Another crime has been committed by a sinkie again.

Why are sinkies so lazy?
by Leonardkam September 1, 2018
the feeling of having your heart drop into your stomach- whether it be caused by jealousy, defeat or just plain depression
This track is an ethereal mess that will likely give you the sinkies.
by v v m March 8, 2018
The act of washing one's genetallia in the wash basin. usually done when there is no time to shower, pre or post coitus.
seen sometimes as an emergency wash.
The wife came home early last night. had to have a quick sinkie so she couldn't taste the babysitter.

woke up next to a total ugly random this morning. i was so disgusted that i had a quick sinkie, got dressed, made my excuses and left.
by Bannanasaurus September 7, 2009
A person who eats their food over the kitchen sink to save cleaning up any mess. Usually is a bachelor who lives alone in a small apartment.
A sinkie likes to eat his beans straight out the pot.
by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008