A clergyman who indulges in seedy activities often associated with pedophilia. Often times the sinister will be added to the minister at a midpoint of life when the company of god is abandoned for the tender company of the underaged.
Danny the alterboy had his innocence taken in the confession booth by one voracious sinister minister.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.