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simple request 

Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.
1. I asked him to make breakfast, as a simple request.

2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.

3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.

4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.

5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.

6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.

8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.

9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.

10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.

11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.

12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.

13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.

14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.

15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.

16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.

17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.

18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.

19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.

20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026