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Silly Clown

When you put a baloon,(water,or normal. it doesnt matter) in a girls rectum and fill it partaly with glitter and inflate it with helium til' it ruptures inside of her. Then you punch her in the stomach, causing her to fart out glitter in a squeaky manner.
With enough roofies, Sarah would let you give her a "Silly Clown".
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Silly Clown

When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.
"Hey Jake!"
"Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris is pulling a silly clown."
"FUCK ME!"
Silly Clown by Count Mortimer August 8, 2003

Silly Clown

One who cuts the ass cheek area out of his jeans or dungaries then parades around like that.
That silly clown used the internet to visit www.chuckynorris.com
Silly Clown by Dr. Snuggles July 10, 2003

Silly Clown

One who enjoys eating out the rectum of another man or woman, and then spitting the leftover chunks onto a nearby groundhog
I like bananas
Thats cuz you're a silly clown
Silly Clown by archibaldmenson October 29, 2003
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