Silk Dook 

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.

My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.

Silk Dook by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

dook silk 

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

dook silk by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018