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silent sex 

what married people do when they're too cheap to get a second hotel room, and have to have sex with two sleeping 7 year olds in the next bed. Usually accompanied by silent shushing faces, muffled giggles and careful movements so as not to make the bed creak. Culminates in silent grimaces during climax.
Stan and Diane got a great hotel in Maui for their 10th anniversary, but ending up having to have silent sex, since it was too pricey to get a second room for the twins
silent sex by Veranda Collingwood February 26, 2011

Silent Submarine Sex

The act of performing a sexual act while one or more people are in the same room.
Usual occurs at drunken parties and gatherings.
Dude, I Silent Submarine Sexed Sarah last week after you passed out on the couch,
or
Me and Sarah had Silent Submarine Sex on the floor while you guys were playing monopoly.
Silent Submarine Sex by Jordo.. March 16, 2006

silent movie sex 

When you and your parent have to apply duck tape over your mouths during sex because the kids are in the house and you don’t want to be loud
Baby, we gotta have silent movie sex tonight. The kids are awake
silent movie sex by MsMiraya February 21, 2018
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004