side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 9, 2020

sidepalm

A variation of the facepalm where the hand is rotated 180 degrees and the head is canted to compensate. Used for exceptional situations where the mere facepalm doesn't convey enough expression.

"I totally sidepalmed Sally when she told me she took her ex back."

by AwesomeJohnny February 1, 2015