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side dish 

A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).
1) Hikari isn't innocent! She uses Toji as a side dish every night -- and sometimes during the day!

2) Mmm! That guy is the best side dish I've never tasted!
side dish by Reichu June 11, 2005

Side Dish 

When someone is trying to play you for a sucker or discount your worth.
Yo, that bitch was trying to play me like a french fry ... straight up, I told her I ain't no side dish
Side Dish by 4Plai January 9, 2009

Side Dish 

A person you are intimate with that knows you have a girlfriend/boyfriend but doesn't mind
Maaan check dat chick out she such a Side Dish, it aint even funny
Side Dish by Public_Speaker619 August 9, 2015

Side Dish 

The side-project that is very entertaining, music-wise.
I'm in a band called Another State of Mind, but I want to start a side-project called, "Side Dish."
Side Dish by Tim May 9, 2004

Side Dish 

The female equivelant of a wing man.
I'll go out with you tonight and be your side dish!
Side Dish by perswaysive February 15, 2013

hot pocket side dish 

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."