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side dish
A mental or visual masturbatory aid; someone who you look at (a picture of) or think about when you masturbate. From the Japanese term okazu, which originally referred to a side dish that is eaten with one's rice, but acquired a second, sexual meaning (not unlike bukkake).
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Side Dish
Yo, that bitch was trying to play me like a french fry ... straight up, I told her I ain't no side dish
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Side Dish by Public_Speaker619 August 9, 2015
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hot pocket side dish
A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
hot pocket side dish by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
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