Regular Washington city slang for somebody who's extremely lazy and not willing to contribute to any social activities.
You aint tellin' me that my neighbour is comin' too? Which mottafukka ordered this sucksack to join my party? Fuck him, he aint comin' in; this geek's a weirdo!
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.