Shwam-wow 

1) A different name for the popular shammy towel, Shamwow

2) A combination of shwam and wow.

1) Person #1- Did you get the Shamwow.
Person #2- No, its the Shwam-Wow!

2) MW2 fan #1- OMG! Shepard killed Ghost and Roach.
MW2 fan #2- Shwam-Wow, that dude is a prick.

Shwam-wow by Awesomestwawesomest April 1, 2010

sham wow status 

When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.

Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.

sham wow status by Sanf783 November 22, 2013

Sham Wow

A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."

Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.

Sham Wow by Im_Gumby_Damnit March 19, 2009

sham wow

A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA

sham wow by Owen Meyer January 11, 2009

Sham-wow! 

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

Sham-wow! by Kreg Keagy August 19, 2008

Sham Wow

When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.

Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.

Sham Wow by Wish I was in Florida July 1, 2009

Sham Wow

To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.

Don't make me go SHAM WOW on you. That dude just went Sham Wow on that guy.

Sham Wow by DJ Architect April 9, 2009