Shwam-wow

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1) A different name for the popular shammy towel, Shamwow

2) A combination of shwam and wow.

1) Person #1- Did you get the Shamwow.
Person #2- No, its the Shwam-Wow!

2) MW2 fan #1- OMG! Shepard killed Ghost and Roach.
MW2 fan #2- Shwam-Wow, that dude is a prick.

Shwam-wow by Awesomestwawesomest April 1, 2010

Words you can keep

sham wow status

When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.

Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.

sham wow status by Sanf783 November 22, 2013

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Sham Wow

A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."

Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.

Sham Wow by Im_Gumby_Damnit March 19, 2009

sham wow

A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA

sham wow by Owen Meyer January 11, 2009

Sham-wow!

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

Sham-wow! by Kreg Keagy August 19, 2008

Sham Wow

When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.

Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.

Sham Wow by Wish I was in Florida July 1, 2009

Sham Wow

To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.

Don't make me go SHAM WOW on you. That dude just went Sham Wow on that guy.

Sham Wow by DJ Architect April 9, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026