Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.
Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'