shrimplin

A man with a tiny penis

Oh look its Mr. Shrimplin

by SkixyLuvsU January 24, 2023

Shremlin

A fat person with characteristics of a gremlin and shamu.

That bitch looks like a Shremlin!

by z91287 September 12, 2011

Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)

Wow Brady is a shrimplick.

by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

shimflins

The slender, sinewy veins that remain on the body of a banana after you peel it.

The second of the three parts of a banana:
outer skin
shimflins
fruit inside

I ate my banana but not before I removed several shimflins.

by abijole April 4, 2009

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp

"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"

by Elmongo July 5, 2021

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream

Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?

by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019