shrimp dick

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

by Rory B. March 18, 2007

shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

shrimp dick

shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.

I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick

by b p h December 10, 2003

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 20, 2004

shrimp dick

a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy

2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM

Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever

by Sgt. Bilby October 9, 2021

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

Shrimp dick

Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.

"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020