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Shrek Cult

The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.
“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”
Shrek Cult by grumposarous November 30, 2019

Shrek Cult

A godly group of humans who worship shrek and will do anything they can to prove their faith. By the way shrekism is the one, true religion and the only one that actually makes sense in the human mind.The members are a group of friends named Grace,Donny,Adriana,Addison,Laila, and Luke. Grace is the writer. She writes speeches and quotes and such for the cult. She is the Grandma/Wolf in the Shrek Cult. Donny is the janitor. He cleans the swamp.He is Shrek in the Shrek Cult.Adriana is the leader by vote.She founded the cult.She is Donkey in the Shrek Cult.Addison is the treasurer. She can do math.She is Puss In Boots in the Shrek Cult. Laila is a member.We have not decided what her position may be.She is Fiona in the Shrek Cult.And finally, Luke is the evil peasent. He is Lord Farquaad in the Shrek Cult and we are questioning whether he is a Farquaad supporter so for now he is on probation. We also have an unofficial member or the cult. Her name is abbey and if she gets in the the cult she will be one of shrek’s babies. Her job for now is the executioner. She eats the Farquaad supporters. I am Grace. I am the writer of the group and that is why the definition is so long. I could go on,and I will. If you are still reading you are a true shrek supporter and thank you for that.Our Cult also has T-shirts and a group chat. We are very dedicated to this cult. Now, you may be wondering, are they serious right now? And yes, we take this Cult very seriously and it is NOT a joke.
I am a proud member of the Shrek Cult.
Shrek Cult by ShrekTheGod327 November 30, 2019

shrek cult

A cult that admires and reveres Shrek as Supreme Leader. Shrek is love, Shrek is life
We are part of a Shrek cult
shrek cult by Shrek323 November 29, 2019
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