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she short and annoying
q: stop being shrasta
s: i cant help it
shrasta by march14 March 31, 2017

shasta high school 

- a place full of a bunch of wannabe dumbass’s, pot heads, and a whole lotta drama and you have people asking to hit your sourin every second of the day stg!
Person: what school do you go to
Me:shasta high school

Person: ohh that’s unfortunate
shasta high school by Themahb January 8, 2019
Shasta is an amazing girl unlike any other. She's accentuated by her beautiful smile, big Brown eyes, and completely outgoing personality. Always on the move, never rests. She's always striving to do the absolute most she can, and stresses herself out. She has the most ridiculous lauph that you just have to love because it fits her dorkyness. An all around original girl, has her own way to do everything and is stubborn about it. Hard to read her moods but she's almost always smiling and bringing everyone's mood up when their having a bad day. Gives great advice and has amazing social skills.
Have you met Shasta before? She's the most amazing person I've ever met!
Shasta by Sk4t3rx209 October 28, 2014
An undersized, over-compensating, insecure extrovert, often encountered engaging in self-aggrandizing activity which usually underscores rather than offsets his (or her) inadequacies.
While trying out for the part of Magilla Gorilla, the scrastard needed to stuff pads and pillows into the sagging voids of the costume.
scrastard by waz November 18, 2004

Shasta Soda 

Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.

Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.

Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.

I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.
"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."

"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."

"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"
Shasta Soda by TheSuperTrooper August 19, 2020

shastasize 

To exercise, eat less, and get in shape for the purpose of going to Lake Shasta, California.
Michael: You're going to the gym for the 7th time this week?

Big Steve: Yeah man, I gotta shastasize.

Dont eat those carbs... shastasize.

Woah, are you eating candy... I thought we were shastasizing.
shastasize by sme5on March 16, 2011