Shplotzed

A sexual position that involves ejaculation, but not actual sexual intercourse.

Guesse who shplotzed Leah Remini...Jimmy Caan, the lucky bastard...

by meah-jo mumz May 13, 2011

shlozzed

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

Shplotz

Noun: -

- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.

Verb: -

To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.

Adjective: -

Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.

Noun: -

Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.

Verb: -

Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.

Adjective: -

He is a shplotzy man.

by Pikaki May 30, 2019

shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

shloozed

An altered state of mind due to consuming to much alcohol

I was a bit shloozed last night.

by Stubucky December 17, 2013

Shlozzed

Being really high of the herb

I'm too shlozzed to move.

by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017

shilowzede

a controled slide that allows you to move in a controled manner

that guy just shilowzede past the guards

by SoggyDoodles December 31, 2020