short Island 

Ghetto mixed drink, contains many but not all ingredients of a long island ice tea.

Q. Can you make me a long island?
A. No I can make you a short island.

short Island by aleue June 19, 2010

short island 

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

short island by wujin June 7, 2023

Fire Island Shorts

A straight man wearing shorts that are too tight and too short.

Len wore Fire Island Shorts to the barbecue.

Fire Island Shorts by BlueButterfly December 5, 2007