short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

short Island

Ghetto mixed drink, contains many but not all ingredients of a long island ice tea.

Q. Can you make me a long island?
A. No I can make you a short island.

by aleue June 19, 2010

Fire Island Shorts

A straight man wearing shorts that are too tight and too short.

Len wore Fire Island Shorts to the barbecue.

by BlueButterfly December 5, 2007