Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.
I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.
by skid mark vz September 13, 2007
A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
by Albert_Phish July 17, 2015
2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 7, 2011
Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah
by AxelWolf November 5, 2012
A group of UW-Madison students who converted a short bus into a Wisconsin Badger football tailgating vehicle. They are also a registered Limited Liability Company with the state of Wisconsin.
by Dustin McMahon March 14, 2008
by bkup October 19, 2006
1.)n. A very avanced marajuana researchers group located in New England.
2.)v. To loose ones focus, and stumble at whatever present task he/she is undertaking at said moment, usally due to over smoke of marajuana.
2.)v. To loose ones focus, and stumble at whatever present task he/she is undertaking at said moment, usally due to over smoke of marajuana.
n. Guy: " I got some amazing pot from some place in NE called Short Bus Kids"
Guy2: " @#!$^ sweet!!!!
v. Guy " Hey did I flush the toilet?
Guy2: " No.."
Guy2: " you pulled an SBK move huh..?
Guy: " ah shit..."
Guy2: " @#!$^ sweet!!!!
v. Guy " Hey did I flush the toilet?
Guy2: " No.."
Guy2: " you pulled an SBK move huh..?
Guy: " ah shit..."
by Short Bus Kid's August 26, 2008