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Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!

shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.
Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"
shootin' match by ab5sr April 27, 2014