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Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
Related Words
A flexible interjection that is a substitute primarily used for the word "sheesh" and is often, but not always, followed by the word "moish." This term is often used as a filler word or simple response to a statement that doesn't warrant a lengthy one. This can also be used as a reaction word in a manner very similar to "damn" or "wow."
1. "I just failed my calc exam.." Shoish
2. My stomach keeps acting up, shoish
3. "Ninja's highest sub count on Twitch was over 285,000.." Shoish moish
Shoish by brownboymuaaz May 19, 2019

Shoish Moish

This phrase itself is a combination of the terms Shoish and Moish. The combination of the terms is primarily used as a reaction response, but the situation in which it's used usually doesn't matter. It can be a response to something surprising, shocking, disappointing, etc.

The most popular use of this phrase is typically a go-to response or filler phrase to something that doesn't warrant a lengthy one, similar to the words "sheesh," "damn," or even "wow."
1. *Muaaz clutches on de_dust2* "SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A CONTRACT, SHOISH MOISH!!"
2. Damn, bomb down (in CS:GO)!? Shoish Moish
3. "I just spent 3 hours practicing the smokes.." Shoish to the mfn Moish

Montana shoeshine 

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
Shoeshine music by 3eyed March 14, 2009

Shueisha Moment 

When you're a manga publishing company and you decide to fuck with your readers by publishing colored manga that looks like a baby puked on a canvas instead of decent colors, especially using an airbrush on things that do not need it.
Person A: Man have you seen the new colored chapter for JoJo?
Person B: Yeah, but man, they really overused the airbrush on Wonder of U's palette.
Person A: Yeah, big Shueisha moment right there.