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shnargles

The last name of the world famous Johnny Shnargles.
Person 1"Have you heard what Johnny Shnargles just did?

Person 2"No"
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Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
by Shartilingus October 3, 2011
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Shnarklepuff

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010
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schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008
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Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.
"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"
by Bozohawks December 18, 2011
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snagglesnatch

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.
I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.
by ian January 21, 2004
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shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.
Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind
by IzLisa November 9, 2003
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