Shmum

Often used when regarding something similar to that of ‘stupid’ .However it can be used in many different circumstances and is highly based on the context it’s used in

It’s so shmum that you got banned from PS4

by Kys.jk December 20, 2020

Shmum

Generally something of notable annoyance or irritability is described as ‘shmum’, however the word is a versatile one and can be used in many contexts as a positive or negative.

‘Your mum is looking bare shmum today innit’
‘That geez Jimmy is so shmum’

by Road Translations December 21, 2020

Shmum

Cum but adding a SHM and taking out the C.

Sean: Hey have you heard?
Jon: heard what?
Sean: Shmums making a comeback.
Jon: Oh? Who’ve you told?
Sean: just you.

by Lagcasist June 08, 2023

Shmum

Shmum is a word that can almost mean anything but is often used instead of stupid or other insults. It can be good or bad depending on the tone of voice.

Your shmum for that mate. -bad
Bro ur mum is stupendously shmum- good

by Road Translations December 22, 2020

Shmum

Just a stilly little way you can say cum

Ex1: “shmoh shmuck I’m shmouta shmum”

Ex2: gimme that hot sticky SHMUM.

Ex3: come for the shmum?

by GusChun96 May 02, 2021