by alejandro September 14, 2003
A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
by Yonker April 20, 2008
Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".
"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".
"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."
"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."
by Aeternus_ February 9, 2009
Glenn: Yo what up shizer mon!
Corey: Yea that is the shizer mon!
Tommy: Yo when we goin to this shizer mon?
Corey: Yea that is the shizer mon!
Tommy: Yo when we goin to this shizer mon?
by The D Train November 3, 2006
often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.
by John Stucko March 31, 2003
by ToSmartToFarm August 12, 2011
German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.
Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?
Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?
Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?
by Winks007 July 7, 2011