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shitty titties

When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.
"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."
shitty titties by crystallis November 14, 2012

shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.
i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me
shitty titties by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.
Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.
Shitty titties by Shmosis January 4, 2017

skitty titties 

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together
"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!

Spitty Titties 

Breast covered in spit or saliva as a result of a bomb ass sloppy blowjob
When I'm getting a blowjob, the sloppier the better. Ideally there is spit running down a bitches chin, down to her jugs. So I can reach down and get a hand full of spitty titties.