shitty titties

When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.

"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."

by crystallis November 15, 2012

Shitty Tittie

When a woman with a nipple as large as a penis fucks a man in the ass with it.

When I saw the size of her nipples, I asked for a shitty tittie.

by Leroy Slim Stijn May 2, 2011

shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.

i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me

by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

Shitty Titties

1. Alternative curse word

Shitty Titties!

by SlipNdip_69 March 9, 2020

Shitty Tittys

If the poopee of a cleveland steamer is female, you have given her 'shitty tittys'

When I gave my girlfriend a cleveland steamer last night, she had real shitty tittys!

by Titmeister January 8, 2012

shitty titty dick

when one titty fucks a woman after having anal sex with stated woman

You wanna shitty titty dick?

Dude, I just got some really good shitty titty dick!!!

by GOD1203 September 25, 2013

Shittie Tittie

When a dude drops a HUGE load of pure shit on a womans chest and then proceeds to tittie fuck her. Let it be known that this generally results in shitdick as well.

Man 1: Dude I had to take the biggest shit last night but I was horny as f*ck.

Man 2: So what did you do?

Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!

Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?

Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.

by letitbeknown2468 August 31, 2010