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skittle's triad 

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.
Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer
skittle's triad by Phenomally January 29, 2007

skittle's pussy

A gift from god himself
I got to see skittle's pussy last night

Scrappy Doo's Shitte 

Scrappy Doo's Shitte. One of your smaller mates in the pub who gets shit faced and has to be rescued by you or a bigger mate when he picks a fight with the pub Monster. Generally heard shouting "put em up, put em up" between 11:30 pm and 2 am on a friday night
" Scrappy Doo's Shitte again fellas, go pick him up by his collar before that monster beats him to death"

shittle cock slam 

In Xtreme Badminton, a move used to distract other oponents into thinking you're a badass.
Andy performed the Shittle Cock Slam! when he fell over the net
shittle cock slam by poopsmith April 4, 2003

shittle my skittle 

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*

Skittle E P's 

1 pint of vodka with 60 skittles and 1 ecstasy tablet mixed in
dude i drank way too many skittle E P's last night
Skittle E P's by Fletcher W February 20, 2009