shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Skitter patter

Verbal nonsense

She’s been talking nonsense for so long it’s just skitter patter at this point.

by Act up 99 February 21, 2024