1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!
by The Stuufler November 30, 2005
1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"
2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
Bob: "He shitfucks"
2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
by Cannone June 22, 2006
Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.
by Red D April 15, 2008
1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.
2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.
3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.
4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.
4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.
3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.
4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.
4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
by chmrvhg October 4, 2011
When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.
One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik
by lingling maguyver August 5, 2008
a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.
but for everyone else on the road.
Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"
"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!
"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!
by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011
by I peed my pant s June 18, 2019