Urban Dictionary: shitbird

Look at that shitbird wasting time on the clock

by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017

George W. Bush.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.

SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !

Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972

"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."

by BenAMarine September 18, 2006

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Shit Bird

Someone who acts all friendly but then makes all kinds of excuses when you need a hand with something. Usually after accepting the offer.

Ty:" Hey bud, can you give me a ride to the show Saturday?"
Shit Bird:"Sure, give me a call!"

Later, that weekend,
Ty: "Hey Bud Can you come get me for the show?"
Shit Bird:" Oh, sorry, I'm already here and I've been drinking!"
Ty:"Gee Thanks, Shit Bird!"

by Arjai April 03, 2010