shit walk

The act of clenching ones butt to prevent a leak of the anus. The result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom.

Dude! That guy had to use the shitter so bad he had to do the shit walk!

by Chris AKA $SPUDZ$ March 11, 2008

shit walk

To walk with one's head held high and an attitude of utmost disgust towards whomever the walk is aimed at.

"Dude, that team sucks. Let's shit walk them and freak them out a bit."

by Danielle7 February 11, 2007

Shit walk

The walk you take when you have to take a shit usally in a public place. this walk consist of swearing, holding and rubbing of the stomache and constent mumbles of how bad you have to shit. The moment you see the bathroom door you feel a huge sense of relief.

Mike: yo are we leaving yet?

Chris: ya man just wating for Mark.

Mike: where the is he?

Chris: Oh he just took a shit walk, who knows when he'll be back...

by Callmedragon16 December 13, 2011

Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.

My dog just shit walked in a circle.

by MalleableP October 29, 2022

shitting and walking

not caring about whatever happens to a certain event.

Person1: what are you gonna do about that whole thing with jenna?

Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it

by nonyo buzness February 19, 2008

walking shit

A sibling who eats your meal

Did you really do that again walking shit!

by kamikazepig February 06, 2018

Shit and Walk Away

When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.

I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!

by Imwithstupid June 08, 2022