shit toboggan 

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become

I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!

shit toboggan by Intent... April 22, 2009

shit toboggan 

Something you ride through a shitstorm. Anything that helps you through a shitstorm, i.e. a difficult situation or set of circumstances.

I'm just gonna hop on the shit toboggan and ride out this hellride of a week.

shit toboggan by Dusty Pellegrino June 9, 2011