shit socked 

getting hit with a sock filled with shit

At boot camp I got shit socked.

shit socked by barrowass October 24, 2009

Shit Shocked 

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

Shit Shocked by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

shit socket 

Yet another term for a woman's behind.

She's got a nice looking shit socket.

shit socket by Spaif Bizmack April 20, 2005

shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Shitlocked 

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

Shitlocked by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

shitlocked 

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

shitlocked by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018