shit pig 

A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.

Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.

shit pig by Chuck September 19, 2003

Shit Pig 

A shit pig is mostly dormant entity that quietly lurks during the week taking notes on its many misperceptions of how its host victim has been wronged. Shit pig will store this skewed data for long periods of time. Shit pig only appears when the blood alcohol content level hits 2.0% or higher. Once this manifestation occurs a shit pig can be expected to stay visible anywhere from 1-3 hours, spewing profanity laced diatribe about the many "injustices" it has dealt with in life. It also relishes doling out multiple insults to anyone will to cross its path. Many are tempted to combat a shit pig by simply talking to it with logic and reason, but this method has been proven to be highly ineffective. Through trial and error case studies, the best way to handle a shit pig is to just avoid a shit pig altogether. When avoidance is not possible experts suggest to not be combative towards a shit pig because it will only make things worse, causing the shit pig to double its efforts of making its victim(s) miserable. Shit pigs are gluttonous creatures and usually after consuming disgustingly amounts of alcohol, will just fall asleep. Shit pigs prefer to slumber in a comfortable bed but have been known to sleep in odd places such as stairwells, street curbs and sitting upright on toilets.

We were all out having a great time when, without warning, shit pig showed up and , as expected, ruined everyone's lives.

Shit Pig by Pig farmer December 25, 2016

Shit Pig 

Lower life form, low human, beta, servant, & filthy poop covered pet!

"You are just in the first stages of becoming a FULL TIME BITCH, and will learn to push your inner desires to serve, to worship and become just a LOW INSIGNIFICANT SHIT PIGGY over the course of the following months."

"You covered in poop is just a means to an end, making sure you recognize you are a LOW HUMAN, needing to feel humble.
It makes me happy to see your progress and see how your brain is slowly making the transition towards being a SHIT PIG first and keeping your normal appearance just as front to the outside world."

"It is my duty to make inferior women find their place in life, and you will reward me by showing your Goddess how by being a FILTHY POOP COVERED PIG"

"You as a LOWER LIFE FORM will never achieve my superior status and as such you will serve, adore, worship those of a higher breed. You being a FILTHY SHIT PIG is just your given destiny, and as such you will make every effort to please, to serve and be an available toy for your superiors."

"It is time for you to just accept you are destined to be what you are, just a SERVANT PIG COVERED IN POOP AND PEE, while dedicating your life to please your Goddess and other superior women."

Shit Pig by pooppiggy June 20, 2022

shit pig 

One who, after smelling anothers fart, even if disgusted, takes a second and often third smell of the foul odour.

**Sniff** "Fuck Andrew, you stunk the room up!" **Sniff** "EWWWW!"" **Sniff**

"Jas you are a shit pig!"

shit pig by Andi Millard April 26, 2008

shit pig 

An extremely corrupt, tyrannical, or psychopathic police officer. An averagely corrupt cop is simply called a "pig", while an extremely corrupt one is called a "shitpig".

THOSE FUCKING SHIT PIGS WERE KICKING AND TASING THAT GUY WHILE HE WAS ALREADY LAYING ON THE GROUND AND HANDCUFFED!!!!

shit pig by Johnson420 October 6, 2016

shit pig 

one who is a complete tosser
normally liking the anus of a pig

come here and shit on me piggy
i am a cock :/

shit pig by unholy teh god of all punani May 7, 2003

shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

shit pig penis wig by Anal suck January 13, 2021