shit on the coats

When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.

Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!

He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?

shit on the coats by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016

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Someone Shit on the Coats!

A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!

-Greatest bit from Dane Cook

"Someone Shit on the Coats!"
or
"I THINK someone shit on the coats"

Someone Shit on the Coats! by Lizziepoo March 19, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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