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Shit Hooks 

Def. 1 - Filthy hands. Usually applied to one who may be touching or using something that doesn't belong to them.

Def. 2 - A glommy, or contemptible person. One who hangs around where they aren't wanted. Akin to "third wheel".
Ex. 1 - Keep your dirty shit hooks off my porno mags.

Ex. 2 - I was gonna buy us a good movie to watch tonight on PPV, but Shit Hooks over there won't go home so we can enjoy it.
Shit Hooks by Shit Hooks October 5, 2012

Shit Hooks 

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass
Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

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Miss Katie Payne
Shit Hooks by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022

Shit Hook Harry's

A term used to describe a business competitor or low end retail or someplace so unremarkable you've forgotten the name of.
Wow, where did you get that? Oh I found it over at Shit Hook Harry's on the South side.

Shit Hook 

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"
Here come the shit hooks, take cover!
Shit Hook by screecwe August 21, 2009

shit hook 

a buddy of mine in High School referred to idiots as 'shithooks'
That mf'er is a real shithook
shit hook by dr pusbag October 5, 2003

Shit hooker 

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
Shit hooker by Woodpimp January 19, 2018