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Shit Grenade 

to punch someone in there ass hole during sex
i gave her the worst shit grenade of her life
Shit Grenade by Shit Grenade August 3, 2007

shit grenade 

When someone shits in the toilet and most of the poop ends up under the seat on the back of the bowl as poop shrapnel.
Chris went to make mud in the bathroom at work, and noticed that someone had pulled the pin on a shit grenade.
shit grenade by PETR FITZWELL May 11, 2009

shitgrenade 

a person who dont set all the way down on the commode lid and shit splatters everywhere and back on his ass for all to smell
man that drunk is a shitgrenade
shitgrenade by meanoandc November 2, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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