shit a waffle 

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

shit a waffle by teetiger October 19, 2008

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast 

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017