shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

by teetiger August 30, 2008

shit waffle

leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.

Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.

by zombiekilla1998 March 10, 2009

Shit Waffle

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.

wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!

by EATSH!T December 27, 2017

shit waffle

this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you

you sir, are a shit waffle

by Tobs July 09, 2005

shit waffle

used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it

that chick is a shit waffle
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!

by bmasriwd July 05, 2007

shit-waffled

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.

they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...

by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017