Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.

What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey

Shit, it's a monkey by That guy over there too November 22, 2010

It don’t make a shit 

Southern US phrase meaning "It is irrelevant" or "It does not matter".

It don’t make a shit if you want to pay taxes. Taxes are inevitable.

It don’t make a shit by O-Qua-Tangin-Wann September 6, 2018

Shit over it. 

As in Shane dawsons Video its just "Shit over it" means your over everyone and every fucking thing in this world.

"Hey sis whats tea, Shit over it"
"Hey what are you doing PFFTTT shit over it."

Shit over it. by Mind_The_Gap June 15, 2018

Shit on it 

A phrase used In Friday night dinner by the father, Martin, when he gets annoyed!

Shit on it! God damn it

Shit on it by Sammymmm1 February 4, 2020

science the shit out of it

Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.

I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.

science the shit out of it by Survivetheperfectstorm June 5, 2018

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

oh shit it's the cops 

A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!

oh shit it's the cops by GlazeHer November 3, 2016