by Joe March 16, 2004
"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014
I thought he was an ally, but Hitler shat in my hand and invaded my Western border.
-Stalin (rough translation)
-Stalin (rough translation)
by Kevin Sanchez-Windsor February 14, 2005
by thenipplehound November 19, 2011
Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 18, 2013
When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !
by Trav Brown February 27, 2022
by RossF92 March 1, 2016